Film diary

Very 2009 kind of movie

One of the funniest films I've seen this year

Bleak, but good

Great face acting

Good for her!

What happened to the weird pug lady!

DNF at about 30 minutes in. May try again later.

Cannot really articulate how much I despised this

Can't imagine this is much worse than unhaunted van life tbh

Honestly thought this was really well done.

This feels like about as much plot as would work for a music video.. but it's for some reason a feature film... Longer than your expect for the concept. Fitting, really.

Felt like reading a John Fowels book. Incredible cinematography.

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Honestly had no idea what I was going into and had a great time

Men will literally go into the cursed basement of a haunted hotel instead of doing therapy

Watched on Friday June 5, 2026.

This rules, actually. Anti-carceral anti-fascist anti-surveillance romp. Bit racist and homophobic but I'll allow it if they literally blow up the prison and depose the fascist dictator

Not a Nazi, but not particularly coherent either. Somehow feels like a film that could be made in 2026.

I wanted to like it but in the end... it was unfortunately too stupid and long to save. Lots of good ideas, not quite dark enough to be Deadpool and not quite smart enough to be Black Mirror

I'm not convinced Rob is acting, I think that's basically who he really is

Problematically heterosexual. I think Emerald should spend some time thinking about the fact that she loves making films about weird little fuckboys from The Poors who covet the lives of The Rich...

And was he not in a different kind of jail at the end anyway amirite?

Still so good.

Both predator and prey, like a housecat

Weirdly thermovision was a lot higher res in the 1700s

Was really surprised there was a woman in this

The enchanted belt stays ON during sex

Everyone quite unlikeable

Sandra Hüller should sing a song in every movie

Perfect movie, no notes

This has been going on for like a decade now, bit hard to feel shocked, but it is really revealing how all these men seem developmentally challenged and have the sense of humour of an eleven year old...

Brutal, hilarious, touching and a perfect Radiohead needle drop just seals the deal. The extremist tribalism in response to a chaotic world. Howzat!!!

So good. These boys really know how to act! Really fun and well made. Prodigy needle drop was chef's kiss

Watched on Sunday March 8, 2026.

good for her

Okay so obviously I love this

Intensely distracting halation. Fassbender just wooden. Blanchett boring. Kind of sexless and humorless. Not sure what the point was. Really liked their house though

This is what cinema is for

Fun, and makes me really want to have a beer with Riz to ask him about what he's into and why he picks the movies he does

America really having a bad time of it all. I wonder if the real casualty of lockdown was all the men who couldn't yell at music festivals or sports games who made up any reason to go and yell...

A lovely and well made film, but feels like a fantasy about a guy rather than what he was actually like, because there's no way you do all this and not be a psychopath.

Still very fresh but definitely liked this a lot.

Preach

Thought this was a good time.

Love this from Aronofsky. Cat main character. Feels almost like an Edgar Wright film. Enjoyed!!

Cute couple. Not sure what else to say

I really liked this and thought it handled itself well. Victor is great — and brought another Billions friend along for the ride. I love a good bff on screen dynamic

I could radicalize Celine Song

Watched on Friday November 21, 2025.

Frogs deserve better