Film diary

Not a Nazi, but not particularly coherent either. Somehow feels like a film that could be made in 2026.

I wanted to like it but in the end... it was unfortunately too stupid and long to save. Lots of good ideas, not quite dark enough to be Deadpool and not quite smart enough to be Black Mirror

I'm not convinced Rob is acting, I think that's basically who he really is

Problematically heterosexual. I think Emerald should spend some time thinking about the fact that she loves making films about weird little fuckboys from The Poors who covet the lives of The Rich...

And was he not in a different kind of jail at the end anyway amirite?

Still so good.

Both predator and prey, like a housecat

Weirdly thermovision was a lot higher res in the 1700s

Was really surprised there was a woman in this

The enchanted belt stays ON during sex

Everyone quite unlikeable

Sandra Hüller should sing a song in every movie

Perfect movie, no notes

This has been going on for like a decade now, bit hard to feel shocked, but it is really revealing how all these men seem developmentally challenged and have the sense of humour of an eleven year old...

Brutal, hilarious, touching and a perfect Radiohead needle drop just seals the deal. The extremist tribalism in response to a chaotic world. Howzat!!!

So good. These boys really know how to act! Really fun and well made. Prodigy needle drop was chef's kiss

Watched on Sunday March 8, 2026.

good for her

Okay so obviously I love this

Intensely distracting halation. Fassbender just wooden. Blanchett boring. Kind of sexless and humorless. Not sure what the point was. Really liked their house though

This is what cinema is for

Fun, and makes me really want to have a beer with Riz to ask him about what he's into and why he picks the movies he does

America really having a bad time of it all. I wonder if the real casualty of lockdown was all the men who couldn't yell at music festivals or sports games who made up any reason to go and yell about...

A lovely and well made film, but feels like a fantasy about a guy rather than what he was actually like, because there's no way you do all this and not be a psychopath.

Still very fresh but definitely liked this a lot.

Preach

Thought this was a good time.

Love this from Aronofsky. Cat main character. Feels almost like an Edgar Wright film. Enjoyed!!

Cute couple. Not sure what else to say

I really liked this and thought it handled itself well. Victor is great — and brought another Billions friend along for the ride. I love a good bff on screen dynamic

I could radicalize Celine Song

Watched on Friday November 21, 2025.

Frogs deserve better

Biggest mystery about this film is trying to understand how anyone can watch it and somehow interpret that it was the mum's fault? You'd have to have extremely low media literacy to watch that film...

Big Yikes, cool cars though

Personally loved this and it feels even more important as we had towards a huge water crisis in service of data centers

Does it actually say The Big Board???

I thought this was pretty rad. I would hang out with Zoe Kravitz

I had fun, honestly! I'll take the monkey over the smile demon any day

If Kubrick liked Miley Cyrus

Bit heavy handed on the trauma metaphor

Really made my skin crawl, pun intended

Zach Cregger really thinks old women are the most scary monster

Watched on Saturday September 13, 2025.

Watched on Saturday August 30, 2025.

Watched on Sunday August 24, 2025.

Imagine going to all that to effort and <spoiler>not even finishing the job</spoiler>

Free Palestine, lots of funny dog scenes, Elon villain and a real good time. So surprisingly enjoyable

Watched on Sunday August 10, 2025.

If I'm going to be humiliated I'm going to pay someone to do it